Can't remember what Doug plays now, but whatever, how about Squeezebox Doug Chadwick or something like that, or maybe Fiddling Doug Chadwick.

You must make sure you have names for them or you will be letting the maestro Strumming Steve Jackson down.

Now for yourself.

Jen and Tim Sandblaster Leaning

Alex & Kenny moonshiners

Rob muddy Bywater

Helen tickle the ivories Bennett

Richard pirate Papps

bronco Billy Anderson

Mike ZZ Top Dewsbury

Can anybody improve on that?