One thing I know...most people get hostile when ya point out their worst addictions...unless ya do it with a smile.

But then there's Amos. That sucker is rammed so far up his own coal chute that he don't even realize he's addicted, so he don't get hostile, he just gets cute and starts usin' a lotta big words and actin' like he is Al Gore's top speech writer or somethin' along that line. When he can't handle the pressure of maintainin' that big false front no longer, he skips off down to Mexico and goes on a major bender and has illicit relations with proskirts like you-know-who...

- Chongo