Illinois? With yer coin? Not Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, Nova Scotia, or, where the BIGGEST white tails are, New Brunswick?

Of course, it's not about the biggest, it's about the tastiest. That would be at Bessie's in Albert County on accounta the deer eat in her turnips and carrots. And, Bessie ain't no tree hugger... she likes her garden deer free this time of year. I used to think of deer steaks and pancakes as a public service. I hope poor Bessie has found someone else to save her from the savage Bambis who would steal her very sustinence.