Well about 5 years ago my niece got married. Well the grooms grandma was sitting behind me in the church. Now the lady is in her late 80's and is not senile, she is just deaf as a post. When she thought she was whispering she was really yelling. So they are taking their vows and everyone hears "WHERE IS THE BATHROOM!" her daughter sitting next to her starts with the Mom they are taking their vows please ... Next I hear really loud "I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM!" .. again the daughter tries to talk to her .. Next everyone hears "I AM GOING TO SHIT MY PANTS!"   now this is all being video taped cause the bride and groom want to remember their wedding day !! I thought I was going to fall over laughing but just kept biting my tounge