My Gawd but I am in awe of:

Bill D's "Theory of Relevantivity"

Bee-dubya-ell's conjecture that "The most profound wisdom is irrelevant if nobody pays any attention to it."

And Foolestroupe's poem "The Irrelevant Man"

I was going to say some thing about the Importance of Being Irreverent, but it would be criminal to derail the relevancy of this thread.

I am humbled... thank you all.