I just took the global warming problem to heart on a personl level.

I was outside putting the last surviving potted plants in the garage as it will be cold again tonight. As I was headed back to the warmth of my hovel, I felt the urge of nature. I stopped and got ready... BUT... I thought about Al Gore, the ice caps, the greenhouse gases... the CHILDREN!!! Our future.

So, I stifled myself and made it quickly into the house, slammed the door and farted, knowing that the warmth of that fart would reduce the draw of electricity from the grid to heat my house and help to save all mankind.

Yer welcome. That fart was for you... and your children.