"Pocket Buddy"

Rodney walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me
two shots. One for me and one for my best buddy here."

The bartender says, "You want both drinks now or do
you want me to wait until your buddy arrives to pour
his?"

Rodney says, "Oh, I want them both now. I've got my
best buddy in my pocket here." With that he pulls out
a little 3-inch man from his pocket.

The bartender says, "Wow! And you mean to say he can
drink that much?"

"Oh, sure. He can drink it all, and then some."

So the bartender poured the two shots. Sure enough,
the little guy drinks it all up. "That's amazing," says the
bartender. "What else can he do? Can he walk?"

Rodney flicks a quarter down to the end of the bar and
says, "Hey Al, go get that quarter!" The little guy runs down
to the end of the bar, picks up the quarter, and runs back
down and gives it to Rodney.

The bartender is totally amazed by this display. "That's
amazing," he says, "what else can he do? Does he talk?"

Rodney looks up at the bartender with a look of surprise
in his eye and squawks, "Talk? Sure he talks. Hey Al, tell him
about that time we were in down in Africa on safari and
you insulted that witch doctor!"