*the Washington Redskins ever winning another championship...

*the 100 mph carburetor...

*George Bush ever having to pay for his war crimes...

*tooth paste that really will reduce cavities...

*Sarah Plain actually shooting as moose...

*the benefits of half the stuff that the health food stores sell as supplements...

*that Amos will bring me a bigass bag of weed next year at the Getaway...

*the impartiality of the US Supreme Court...

*Volvos...

*Reagan-omics...

*the 60's assassinations of US leaders being a coincidence...

*anything that is "new 'n improved...

*that Taylor guitars sound as good as Martins...

*jello...

*anything that Mitch McConell says as being true...

*the Corvair being unsafe at any speed...

*that LH will ever end up with Wyona...

Nuff fir now...

B~