Perhaps, one of my favorite "resistations" from Ogden Nash?

"In Baltimore there lived a boy,
That wasn't anybody's joy.
Although, his name was Jabez Dawes
He didn't believe in Santa Clause.

ETC... ETC....

"Jabez... replied the angry saint.
It isn't I ... it is YOU that ain't
etc.
"Donder and Blitzen licked off his paint.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle