How about we collect every recipe that involves using a can of cream of mushroom soup and have an enormous bonfire.

Sorry, I got caught by someone who actually likes stuff with that stuff in it, so I must rephrase:

How about we have a study group to review the desirability of collecting all the recipes that involve using a can of cream of mushroom soup, with the eventual goal of regulating and taxing any use of such recipes, and restricting said use to specific limited places only by appropriately trained and licensed persons who are certified as having a medical need for cream of mushroom soup in combination with other disgusting substances loosely defined as "food products."

(I'll make millions on black market sales of c.o.m. smuggled in from primitive countries with corrupt officials.)

John