The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #25682   Message #303407
Posted By: Rick Fielding
22-Sep-00 - 05:34 PM
Thread Name: Spike Milligan
Subject: RE: Spike Milligan
Morticia, will you bear my children?

Soph, I have many on tape. Glad to loan 'em to ya. Oh, will you bear my children as well? I'm sure if I had any, I couldn't bear 'em!

Moriarty: "Gritpype! What kind of fishing is this? Here we are sitting next to Loch Loman, we've got no rods!

Gritpype- Thinne: Moriarty, do you see those fish in the Loch?

Moriarty: I see them!

Gritpype-Thinne: Well they've got to die sometime. When they do, we'll be waiting!

YOU'VE GOT TO GO AOUWWWWWWW!

Rick

P.S.

Min: "Henry, this skull is five million years old!

Henry Crun: "Happy biruthdayyyy to youuuuuu.

P.P.S

Colonel Bloodnock: You there! German spy!

German: I'm not a spy, I'm a shephard!

Colonel Bloodnock: Ahahh! a shephard's pie eh? Are you married?

German: Nein!

Colonel Bloodnock: Do you have any children?

German: Nein!

Colonel Bloodnock: Nine! Why you filthy swine!

Jeezus! sorry, I'll go now!