I thought of those pads this morning!?






In the future security will have reached its zenith.

Here is a possible exchange with an older person who has not flown in some time..

Lady...
"Does that mean I will see other passengers naked?".

TSA
"NO maam no one will see you naked except for our highly trained professional staff.

Lady
"When am I going to be knocked out?"

TSA
"You will have been anesthetized for 20 minutes prior to take off and not notice a thing as you are loaded into one of the bomb proof steel tubes, along with 20 other passengers."

Lady
"My ticket says something about showers?! Why do we have to submit to showers at the end of the flight?"

TSA
"Since you will have been given a laxative to elimate any intestinal bomb threats any residue of yours or others will be cleaned via the shower conveyor belt"

Lady
"When will I be awakened?

TSA
"As soon as you are re united with your luggage, or in the case of lost luggage, within 3 weeks."