Amos, Amos, Amos....No zay are not, M'sieur...zay are ze confessions only in ze demented mind of yourself, mon ami. I 'ave not been ze pen be'ind any of zem. I suspect zat eet was ze Raparee...but I cannot say for ze certainty, no? Per'aps you should hire ze Inspector Clouseau to get to ze bottom of ziss dark mystery and unveil ze scoundrels be'ind eet!