I've worked at this for years
Said Katie through emotional tears
St Andrews, art history,
It all was a mistery
But it still brought him closer to me

I got close to my honey
Fell in love with his money
Almost boiled his bunny
And in the end
My friend
He
Belongs
To me

Spare cash
Car crash
Let's enjoy the Royal Bash
It's you are paying after all
But sadly you can't come to the ball


Not really a sonnet;)