I wanna go moosin with her. I really wanna see her dress a moose. On accounta I don't really believe it. I mean, iffin she can't, she's still a babe in my books, but I just gotta see her her shoulders deep to believe it.

Now, I ain't saying a gal can't dress a moose. I'm just sayin she don't strike me as one who has dressed a moose. Maybe that's just as sexist, but there it is.