Nationalise the UK banks! Screams Richard, rather predictably.

Never knew you trusted Osborne enough to give them to him?

Or is it that you want to nationalise them after your "workers'" revolution? In which case I reckon it would more a case of Ireland having to bail us out afterwards.

Propping up those who owe you might not seem clever, but nobodies' looking for clever solutions, just ones with a chance of success. And less of the body fluids or its back to Richard III.