Oh heck, he reckons its offensive to those of an emerald disposition now... No, you silly sausage, just well aimed in your general direction, if that makes you feel important.

I suppose with your republican ideas, I should be calling you Oliver Cromwell, but on reflection, Richard III is less offensive to our friends in brown trousers, brown shoes and green ties.

I do keep saying that I had never heard of an offensive definition of Steamin' Willie. You did educate me there, although normally I am not allowed to play with the naughty boys. My Mum brought me up better than that. "Don't go playing with those conveyencers!" She would yell. "They know naughty words and read naughty books!"

So I did look up the link you kindly supplied, and I blushed. That's why I could never do your job as well as you do. I know how to blush.....