I been tryin' to talk Miz Sarah into bein' my runnin' mate for years now, but there's a coupla snags.

Number 1: She wants the top banana job only. So she wants ME for her runnin' mate as her VP instead, and not on the APP ticket. I said no way. I offer her the chance of her life and she turns it down! Go figure.

Number 2: My girlfriend Renata hates Sarah Palin and says that she will kill me if I run on the same ticket with Sarah.

Number 3: I think she really means it. Renata usually don't kid around about stuff like that.

Accordin'ly, I don't think it's gonna happen, which is too bad, cos if it did....we would be unstoppable. The Dream Team.

So...I am lookin' around for another VP. Anybody got any good suggestions?

- Chongo