Yeah, why not? ;-) I'd love to see old Bob Rae get a kick at the Prime Ministerial can. It would totally piss off the Conservatives around here. They hate him.

Bill - Okay, fine. ;-) I might mention that I have entertained a whole bunch of your interesting and intriguing thoughts over the past few years....without necessarily accepting them. I must have an educated mind!

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Dateline: Blind River

It was reported in the news today that the very first American liberal refugee was seen yesterday entering Blind River, Ontario! This was the first time people in that town had ever even seen an American liberal, so a big crowd gathered to boo, hiss, and throw garbage at him. He was refused a latte grande at the Iron Horse Tavern, and was he unable to find a health food store anywhere in town. "Eat back bacon and eggs over easy or die!" they told him. He became really upset about that and asked where he could find a good analyst. "Analyze THIS!" they yelled, and they ran him out of town on a rail after stripping off all his clothes and painting him white and blue all over (the colours of the Toronto Maple Leafs) with some Canadian Tire auto paint spray cans.

They hate "small ell" liberals in Blind River. They basically don't trust anyone who doesn't think Don Cherry is the greatest man in Canada and that "If ya can't beat 'em in the alleyway, ya can't beat 'em on the ice!" Most "small ell" Canadian liberals know this and they avoid that town like the plague, but the American, unfortunately, did not know it.

Be warned, Yankee liberals! DON'T vacation in Blind River! Or if you do....wear a T-shirt that says "Maple Leafs Forever!" or "I'm with the IDIOT ----->" or "Free Sex - Apply Below". They'll think you're one of them and everything should go okay. NEVER ask for European beer!!!!