Replace them with the English Poor Persons Co-operative Party.

Some of the policies.

You are not allowed to be an MP if you have any A levels or have been to University and have a degree.

Jobs only to go to people born in England.

Stop all immigration.

One Co=operative bank owned by English born people and all profits go to support the Health System and Education. No bonuses to employees of the bank.

Leave the Common Market.

If you don't have a job and are fit enough to work (determined by a medical), you can join find a job or be forced the join the armed forces.

All education for families earning joint £50000 or less get free education, free glasses, free travel, free Careholmes, Houses put in trust for the direct family, free cigareetes, free alcohol and free concert tickets to all folk events.

Anybody not fitting above, will be forced to pay 75% tax on all products and PAYE.