Let us not to the marriage of two toffs admit impediment
I refer of course to young Kate and our own sweet William.
Your overwhelming support, of that I'm confident
Or maybe it's confidence misplaced, and I silly am.
The quality of their poshness is not strained
The innate superiority to scruffs like me and thee
Is apparent to even the most hare brained
Without a cuss or fart will pass the ceremony.
Kate's attributes (though fair) are nothing like the Page 3 Sun
Though few can doubt she has big things in gront
More a cute little handful, than a middle-ton.
There'll be no,"Its a Knockout!" - such an embarrassing stunt.
Who'll pay for the wedding - itscarcely matters
As long as England's premier marriage doesn't end in tatters.