The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3038128
Posted By: gnu
22-Nov-10 - 02:28 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
"... semi-literate, semi-educated, person. Not even Bobert or gnu!"

I'll have you know I am good edjamacated, litterally. I are a injuneer with four and a haff majers (in five years) AND a Masterbaters degree in yer transportation planing and inguneering and I am publicated. I have dezined everything from shithouses to wherehouses to docks to airports and I got near $300M of constructin in my kuriculum veeteh.

And, I can shoot rings around you with my commie over and under 12 what's got the stock grip bound with duct tape on accounta it got cracked cuz it was in the scabbard when the wind pushed my 3wheeler sideways in the big beaver dam and I tangled in the alders just before I made it to shore. I shot so many birch with that there gun, the bead's wore out me zon... even with a cracked stock. I don't need no semis.