last night, the night before, an onion and a pickle came knockin on the door. i got up to let them in. they hit me in the head with a bowling pin. i ran upstairs to get my gun...boy you should have seen them run. one went east one went west. one went up my mommas dress. mommas havin a baby a new born chocolate baby. if its a boy give it a toy if its a girl give it a curl. wrap it up in toilet paper set it in the elevator. first floor stop..rock the baby etc...to twelve. and freeze. the first to unfreeze loses.