The news seem to have undergone a typical folk process. I read about a ladder "with ropes" - probably for handrails. It may be a solid wooden staircase, perfect for a romantic (as opposed to a sportswoman or -man). Like every outdoor staircase, in may get slippery. Big deal.

Though I'm not quite Joan's age, I am one of those whose "sanity" has always been questioned. We need not be proud of this, just enjoy the company, in spite of diverse lifestyles and musical tastes.