Having priced a tractor or two, it is easy to see why such ads - and songs - should be common.

Having been married most of my life, my accountant(s) have assured me that it would be significantly cheaper to buy the tractor.

I've considered gettting her one for Christmas, but I'm not sure she'd know how to drive one, or whether she's sufficiently "trainable" to be taught how. (The cooking lessons never really took, and she still claims she doesn't know how to use the nice mop bucket I got her for her birthday a couple of years back.)

John