I remember when bottled water first started appearing in supermarkets (seems like only yesterday!). I was amazed - "no-one will buy that", I thought. But they did!

I put this down to the relentless bullshit that pours from the 'pens' of marketing people who have convinced consumers of bottled water that tap-water is bad for them. Those consumers should be aware that people in marketing departments usually know NOTHING about anything - they are usually just giant egos on legs who spend their time dreaming up lies to persuade people to buy their products.

Watch my lips: TAP WATER IS PERFECTLY SAFE AND NOT BAD FOR YOU!!!!!

And it also tastes fine to me.