"Ingenious Israelis"

The Israelis have developed an airport security
device that eliminates the privacy concerns
that come with full-body scanners at the airports.

It's a booth you can step into that will not X-ray
you, but will detonate any explosive device you
may have on you. They see this as a win-win for
everyone, with none of this crap about racial
profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of a
long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift.
Case closed.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a
muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
announcement comes over the PA system . . .

"Attention, standby passengers! We now have a
seat available on flight number XYZ101.   Shalom!"

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and, just to be timely . . .

"Pilgrim Thanksgiving Picture"

Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a
family had received a Thanksgiving card with a
painting of a pilgrim family on its way to church.

Grandma showed the card to her small
grandchildren, observing, "The pilgrim children
liked to go to church with their mothers and
fathers."

"Oh, yeah?" her grandson replied, "so why is
their dad carrying that rifle?"