VT that is a beautiful story.

Road to the Isles...I've also heard.. if your thinking in your inner heart there's madness in me smile...

Does anyone know the parody?

...ye take out your picnic basket cause the car has blown a gasket
In the middle of a place called Rannoch Moor...

So you're standing picking rasps being stung to death by wasps
The midges and the klegs are making free
And the bairns have ate the berries and contracted dysentery
Cause last week they sprayed the crop with DDT...