I thought Nurse, nurse was an appropriate response to this:

"But o-dear-me, that won't do for the lefties either; all we get are sarcastic, sour, envious cries of 'nice to be able to afford it'"

"what would all you o-so-superior toffee-nosed lot over there on the left have to sneer at & threaten to throw up about, eh?"

"But the popular will won't do for the fastidious on the left, who love hoi polloi so dearly ~~~ except when they just don't want to listen to those who know so much better than they do what is fitting and non-vomit-inducing!

Oh, shut up, the lot of you ~~ it's you who make me want to throw up."

How would you respond?

L in C#