Other threads were getting unwieldy, so here's a fresh one:

LISH BOY PURCHASES A BROOM.

As it entered the North Country.
Close Kirby Stephen it happened for to be.
As it was received on and starting from the road.
Quite little purchase a broom, which it for chanced, in order to meet.

And it was alright, it was firm.
Each girl has its way.
It was lish the boy buys a broom.
That led to it deviating.

It friendly invited it then to go meanwhile.
'Yes', it was the answer to it that it said.
It and its music going down the road.
And it with its striking hands and feet of the Tambourine.

It treated it to a brandy; it treated it to the beer.
He kissed it and he stroked her and called her seins dear.
It treated it to the whisky, it treated it to the rum.
And said, " My homosexual young companion, you can my little darum" play;.

To Kendal steered out now immediately they, they and it.
Over yon green mountain the weather it was grimmig.
They everyone let a bottle up to the top side fill.
And whenever they felt drying, they took little drop.

If the night comes in on good accommodations, which found it.
Eatables of all kinds and much of the good wine.
Good bed and covers straight for the two. And it rolled it in its arms, in my boys and in wouldn' t add you?

Then early that next morning rose they, in order to leave.
It designated to the landlord, in order to see, what was to be paid.
He said fourteen and Sixpencestück, straight for you two.
And a Sovereign on the table its favourite, whom it threw.

And as it at Kendal, the weather were fine they arrived.
They' D-Samtkappen with Troddeln on, fine curvatures, which shone it.
They everyone had a volume to hang down their bottoms.
And it had nineteen golden Sovereigns, its favourite, in its bag.

The reason that they divided, I mean, so that you hear.
It wished it to France for goes, it being dear.
But it not being ready to cross the stormy sea.
Mentioned "Good luck to my favourite, where can it be?"