"The Boss's Lunch"

I have a reputation at work of being a strict boss.

One day I was in the break room with another
manager. I reached into the refrigerator for my
lunch, which was packed in an Ace Hardware
bag.

My co-worker stopped mid-bite and stared at
me, looking a little tense. When I pulled my
sandwich out of the bag, he sighed in relief.

"What's the matter?" I asked him.

"Uh, nothing," he replied. "I was beginning to think you really do eat nails for lunch."