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Thread #125401 Message #3043879
Posted By: akenaton
30-Nov-10 - 05:58 PM
Thread Name: Happy St Andrew's Day
Subject: RE: Happy St Andrew's Day
Jist seein' its yon time again, here's a line or twa fae wan o' oor best poets an' writers.
If there's a sword-like sang That can cut Scotland clear O' a' the warld beside Rax me the hilt o't here,
For there's nae jewel till Frae the rest o' earth it's free, Wi' the starry separateness I'd fain to Scotland gie….
"Now, I am not a misogynist by any means. I simply believe there is a time and a place for everything – yes, literally, everything. And like a high proportion of my country's regular and purposive drinkers I greatly prefer a complete absence of women on occasions of libation. I also prefer a complete absence of music and very little illumination. I am therefore a strong supporter of the lower – or lowest – type of 'dive' when drinking is the principal purpose and no one wants to be distracted from that absorbing business by music, women, glaring lights, chromium fittings, too many mirrors, unless sufficiently fly-spotted and mildewed, or least of all, any fiddling trivialities of l'art noveau."
"I am a Scotsman and proud of it. Never call me British. I'll tell you why. It's too near brutish, having only The difference between U and I. Scant difference, you think? Yet Hell-deep and Heavenhigh!"
"The rose of all the world is not for me. I want for my part Only the little white rose of Scotland That smells sharp and sweet - and breaks the heart."
And my personal favourite
"I'll ha'e nae hauf-way hoose, but aye be whaur Extremes meet – it's the only way I ken To dodge the curst conceit o' bein' richt That damns the vast majority o' men."