Rich Texan to girl in bar: "Say...would you be interested in being my companion for a week in Acapulco with $10,000 cash added for your personal expenses?"

Girl looks him over and thinks for a minute...: "Hmmm...yeah, I'd be interested in that deal!"

Rich Texan: "Well, honey.... what about a quickie in the alley for $25?"

Girl: "What? Are you crazy? What do you think I am?"

Texan: "Honey, we've settled that....we're just haggling over price!"