Speaking of Eric Idle:

WWW.montypython.net will lead you to a song-lyrics link (including wavetable files that you can play). Some fairly worthy stuff, including

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
'Till we're blown away!

Don't forget to floss--

Don Firth