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Thread #133257   Message #3044534
Posted By: GUEST,Severn's Singularly Squirrely Santa
01-Dec-10 - 07:26 PM
Thread Name: BS: 2010 Secret Santas tormenting Santees!
Subject: RE: BS: 2010 Secret Santas tormenting Santees!
Down in yond forest free
One evening you could see
A squirrely Santa digging
Underneath the Christmas tree, and singing...

"Oh, I've got a lovely bunch of ho-ho-nuts.
There they are all lying in a heap.
Big ones, small ones, done in paper and string.
Give 'em away, no need to delay," so did that squirrel sing.

"Oi! I've got a lovely bunch of ho-ho-nuts.
I've dug 'em up from all around the woods.
Wrap 'em, tag 'em, seal 'em up in a crate
Then ship the lot to Severn's cot, for Santa can't be late!"

...

My goodness, but squirrels are daft!