The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #28075 Message #3045175
Posted By: GUEST
02-Dec-10 - 04:06 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Somebody threw a tomato at him
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Somebody threw a tomato at him
this hasnt half made me chuckle! Used to go to army cadets and couldnt remember 4 the life of me the rest of the versions but i do have 1 more verse to add!
I went to a shit house i used to frequent, I told the attendant my money was spent, i asked him politely to open the door, he said not very likely so i Shat on the floor.