Upon the mountain of bare ass creek lived a one balled bastard named piss pot pete. He pissed on his wiskers and shit on his feet 18 inches of swinging meat. He lined a hundred girls up against the wall and swore to the boys he would fuck them all. He fucked 98 till his balls turned blue then backed off, jacked off and fucked the other two. Piss Pot Pete died and went to hell he fucked the devil and he fucked him well. He had all the other devil's climbing the wall saying kill that bastard before he fucks us all.....