I just wanta say one thing here. Just one thing. Okay...Obama may be a pretty big disappointment. Fine. No argument there. But I think I can be a WAY bigger disappointment than Obama if I am elected and given a chance. I think I can make John McCain's, George Bush's, and John Kerry's collective records of disappointment wither like a banana peel in a blast furnace, and that's why I want YOUR vote in 2012!

You ain't seen NOTHIN' yet. I will make Obama's ability to disappoint look feeble. Trust me. Don't waste time thinkin' about it no further. Don't hesitate. Don't opt for lacklustre dissapointment from Hillary and mediocre levels of disappointment from Sarah Palin.

Next time vote for the absolute WORST!!! Vote Chongo in 2012!

3 free bananas on every plate, and no greased grapevines. You KNOW what to do now, don'tcha?

- Chongo