Drunk man goes into a fairground, on his way home from the pub. He decides to have a go on the coconut shy, where more by good luck than good judgement, he won a prize, and this prize was a tortoise [turtle in US]
The following evening he turned up at the fairground again, drunk as usual, had another go on the coconut shy, and won a prize again.
The showman asked him what prize he would like this time, and he said.
"Can I have another one of those crusty meat pies like last night, please?"