I wish I could sit on my arse watching telly all day, instead of trudging through the snow to work, to earn money to pay taxes to keep other people in luxury sitting on their arses all day watching telly and posting bollocks on here about something they'd deluded themselves into believing was imminent but that was never going to happen because we don't pay big enough bribes and that cocksucker Blatter hates us anyway.

Phew...that feels better! :-)