Well that's it. I've no idea about Birmingham City's composition, but its MY bloody team.

There can be no possible moral justification for the unfortunates I shoot off the roof.

Only bad people support football teams, fancy pigeons and go to folk clubs.

None of us are up to your exacting standards. We don't give a bugger whether its a zulu, an eskimo or even a Welsh person scoring the winning goal or singing the ace song, as long as we get the pigeon off the roof.

Now to you, it would appear to matter. Judging by the number of years and the number of threads on this same subject of the integrity of ones cultural identity - it matters greatly.

I fear in the long run (and indeed in the short run) you are doomed to disappointment in these matters.