999 - it's true. I'm also beautiful, smart, talented, and modest.

"999, Did you stop to think that Jeri probably stands behind you more than a lot of other folks?"
Shhhh, Dean. Don't want him to figure out where all those "kick me" signs are coming from.

I'm not even as old as 999, so I'm not feeling insulted. And as for Kendall, when the Lord said "Let there be light," he threw the switch.