He talks v-e-r-r-r-r-y sloooooooowwwwwly.......

Maybe he was stoned. Maybe he was drunk. Maybe it's just his way of exaggerating and using grand and ridiculous hyperbole to make a point. I think one would have to have been there through the entire episode to be sure about it one way or another.

In the meantime, people are having a lot of fun making hay out of it on the Internet. There's even a cartoon on Youtube showing the island of Guam tipping over as the 25,000 US soldiers swarm ashore.