Yeah, well, as you can work out for yourself, Ake, I had a very short window to work with when it came to making up for all that lost time. ;-) And here I am at 62, and pretty much worn out! When I told Chongo about it, he started laughing so hard he almost fell off his chair. Matter of fact, he DID fall off his chair and started rolling around on the floor and shrieking the way chimps do when they lose all control.

I thought that was kind of insensitive.

When he finally had more or less recovered and stopped laughing, I glared at him and said, "So when did you have sex the first time, smart guy?"

"When I was six," he replied casually. "Whadidja think? And I'm 90 years old now, and I'm still ridin' the old hobby horse at least 7 or 8 times a week, and that's just Monday ta Friday. I gotta fight 'em off with a stick on the weekends."

What an asshole! I'm going to tell his gal pal Renata about all this boasting of his and then he will be sorry.