As all the self styled "experts" who have, during the short time I
have been a member of this forum, proclaimed that Scots is not a
language in its own right, appear to be in hibernation mode it falls to me to enlighten them:--

The younger members of the audience and others who were aquaint with
modern sexual practices appreciated the fact that the activities of Mr Clinton and the young lady could be reported with such brevity.

The older members and backwoodsmen like myself {I lie} no doubt had a vision of the leader of a world super-power receiving a sound
spanking every Saturday evening from a young lady friend.

I can honestly say I have never sung a song that has received such
applause,every member of the audience put their own slant on the
play on words.

As boys we often received our licks from the schoolmaster wielding his leather tawse and I can honestly say no lasting harm resulted.
Joe.