You seen Boris Johnson has refused pay for FIFA's rooms at the Dorchester over the Olympics.

Never thought I'd say this, but good on you mate. If they act like venal crooks, treat 'em like crooks.

If Qatar can get the world cup - it'll be a piece of piss for that load of arab countries to get America to bomb Iran. Money doesn't talk, it swears.

Iran looks pretty ropey to us, but don't you get the feeling that there is (however deranged and tarnished) a version of democracy going on there. And that's what that weird gang of countries have against the place.