^ I think you need to stop voicing your opinions as if they're complete facts. At the end of the day, someone has come here asking for help and is obviously new to this whole thing, and here we are arguing the same old things we always argue about. It's not really on. It's kind of embarrassing to watch you post with comments such as "ill-educated lout such as myself" whilst throwing in big words every other word, which are obviously there to try and impress...I really AM an ill educated lout, so I certainly need that dumbing down- and what's more, for me, that's the sign of intelligence- someone who can get their point across to everyone without being rude and pretentious.

Anyway, seeing as you're pondering which copper you are, perhaps I'll think about which criminal I am...maybe Fagan or Robin Hood or Jack the Ripper or something (probably Jack the Ripper when you listen to me singing anything...)