What have you got against children, erbert? Not interested in the next generation of folk musicians? How very selfish of you. I have an 11-year old daughter who has been to every festival with us and who loves the music, plays cell and fiddle, sings and just loves the whole vibe.

Well, I'm pleased that we won't be able to go to Butlins if we have to mix with twats like erbert. Plenty more festivals that welcome children.