Geez, kat, I think it's time we headed to Disney Spa to be rebuilt! Can you just see it ... Stepford Cats ... The Movie ...

katlaughing and moonjen return from a funfilled week at the Disney Spa! But, alas, there's something wrong here ... give a listen:

katlaughing: Yes, catspaw, you are absolutely right, I do spend too much time on the computer. May I bring you your slippers and how about I spend the next 8 hours in the kitchen making your favorite snack, drech mit leprekies. Don't run away, Dear, here's your newspaper and let me rub your feet. Oh, no, it's no trouble, I can debone the chicken while I'm rubbing Bag Balm into your tired feet ...

Oh, my, there's something terribly wrong in mudcatville. Let's listen again:

moonjen: Rick, of course I'll restring all your instruments. You know how I live to restring! F Chords? I've been practicing all day and even threw in Barre chords, so you would be so proud of me. Of course I can play Barre chords while I cook your dinner. I just strap my guitar to my chest with bungee chords and while I'm playing F chords and Barre chords, I can whip up a cheese souffle and put panties on the standing rib roast. Your fingers are sore from playing so much? Oh, my, my can't let that happen. Next time you play, you can use my hands to play and give your fingers a rest.

kat, catspaw, rick ... you know I love ya dearly!