Yves Veggie Weiner, either cut up into "coins" and simmered in baked beans with extra onions, or fried in garlic and placed on a slice of whole-wheat bread and then smothered in Ketchup and Honey Mustard.
Mmmmmmmmmgooooood!

LH - One of my circle dancing friends has a "weiner dog" named Ernie. He's a friendly (big) thing, and rather roly-poly with all the food he tricks people into giving him.